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A conditional joke is a joke meant for a qualified audience only. Renowned philosopher and author Ted Cohen states these type of jokes are hermetic and
Conditional_joke
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Index_of_joke_types
Class of joke involving Polish stereotypes
conditional jokes, whose full understanding requires the audience to have prior knowledge of what a Polish joke is. As with all discriminatory jokes,
Polish_joke
Display of humor using words
recent past include: Conditional jokes Bar jokes Bellman jokes Blonde joke, lawyer joke and Microsoft joke cycles Burgenland jokes (Austria) Challenger
Joke
Hostility, prejudice, or discrimination against Poland or people of Polish ethnicity
"Polish jokes" belong to a category of conditional jokes, meaning that their understanding requires knowledge of what a Polish joke is. Conditional jokes depend
Anti-Polish_sentiment
Arminian religious doctrine
The conditional preservation of the saints, or conditional perseverance of the saints, or commonly conditional security, is the Arminian Christian belief
Conditional preservation of the saints
Conditional_preservation_of_the_saints
first, second or third conditional; there also exist "zero conditional" and mixed conditional sentences. A "first conditional" sentence expresses a future
Uses_of_English_verb_forms
Basketball player selection
Nikola Vučević and a conditional 2015 first-round pick from Philadelphia Orlando acquired Josh McRoberts, Christian Eyenga, a conditional 2017 first-round
2014_NBA_draft
How software progresses through its implementation
unconditional branch (a.k.a. jump) or a conditional branch. An alternative approach is predication which conditionally enables instructions instead of branching
Control_flow
Probability of existentially catastrophic outcomes in AI
due to the lack of clarity about whether or not a given prediction is conditional on the existence of artificial general intelligence, the time frame,
P(doom)
Overview of how Japanese verbs conjugate
present and past tense, volition, passive voice, causation, imperative and conditional mood, and ability. There are also special forms for conjunction with
Japanese_conjugation
Fictional character in Silent Hill 2
Head and a few other human characters. He also makes cameo appearances in joke endings of several other games of the series such as Silent Hill 3, Shattered
James Sunderland (Silent Hill)
James_Sunderland_(Silent_Hill)
Canadian ice hockey player (born 1979)
February 27, 2012, Commodore was traded to the Tampa Bay Lightning for a conditional seventh-round draft pick after playing only 17 games for Detroit. With
Mike_Commodore
American ice hockey player (born 1999)
for the ninth and 25th overall picks in the 2026 NHL entry draft, a conditional 2029 first-round pick, and a 2027 second-round pick. Tkachuk was the
Brady_Tkachuk
English singer-songwriter (born 1989)
(2016), A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships (2018), Notes on a Conditional Form (2020) and Being Funny in a Foreign Language (2022). Each of their
Matty_Healy
Irish actor (1912–1985)
grandfather in the Beatles' first film, A Hard Day's Night (1964). A running joke is made throughout the film of his character being "a very clean old man"
Wilfrid_Brambell
Precondition Required (RFC 6585) The origin server requires the request to be conditional. Intended to prevent the 'lost update' problem, where a client GETs a
List_of_HTTP_status_codes
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom since 2024
weekend. On 29 July 2025, Starmer announced that the United Kingdom would conditionally recognise the State of Palestine at the September opening of the United
Keir_Starmer
Overview of the events of 2026 in the United Kingdom
vote to remove from the Troubles Legacy Act that a measure providing conditional immunity from prosecutions for Troubles-era crimes. 22 January – Foreign
2026 in United Kingdom politics and government
2026_in_United_Kingdom_politics_and_government
2025 video game
addressed the issue. Official patch notes from the developers read "conditional outcome tuning to balance character relationships in episodes 7 & 8"
Dispatch_(video_game)
Text-string-oriented programming language
via rules for replacement. The transfer can be an absolute branch or a conditional branch dependent upon the success or failure of the subject evaluation
SNOBOL
2019 (2019-10-28) 3LAY07 6.26 Buck's heavily litigated and liability-waived conditional return to the 118 is dampened by an icy reception, especially from Bobby
List_of_9-1-1_episodes
1998 film
her to "Cheer up. You know what the Monty Python boys say..." (the same joke he told Helen in the other timeline), but this time, Helen preempts James
Sliding_Doors
Canadian and American producer (born 1944)
attempted to collect the money, but Michaels told him the offer was conditional on all four members of the group showing up rather than just any Beatle
Lorne_Michaels
her to eat paint". Metro. 10 April 2019. Retrieved 12 April 2019. "Sick joke by footballer who battered girlfriend as he's released". Metro. 4 February
List of professional sportspeople convicted of crimes
List_of_professional_sportspeople_convicted_of_crimes
General-purpose programming language
the C preprocessor for macro definition, source-file inclusion, and conditional compilation. Modularity is supported by processing files separately,
C_(programming_language)
English musician (born 1979)
Archived from the original on 20 February 2006. "Pete Doherty Gets Conditional Bail". xfm. 4 February 2005. Retrieved 9 May 2011. "Pete Doherty Released
Pete_Doherty
case: Delhi High Court suspends jail term of Kuldeep Sengar, grants conditional bail". The Hindu. 23 December 2025. Retrieved 23 December 2025. "India
2025_in_India
Element of Japanese language
present and past tense, volition, passive voice, causation, imperative and conditional mood, and ability. There are also special forms for conjunction with
Japanese conjugation (mizenkei base)
Japanese_conjugation_(mizenkei_base)
South Wales in the early hours of 30 December 2024. Balta is granted conditional bail to appear before Corowa Local Court on 30 January 2025. 3 January
2025_in_Australia
American adult animated sitcom
the show, saying "it is not just terrible but flesh-creepingly awful. The jokes, such as they are, all crash like bags of tools being dropped down a lift
The_New_Norm
President of the United States from 1974 to 1977
Nixon), Ford issued Presidential Proclamation 4313, which introduced a conditional amnesty program for military deserters and Vietnam War draft dodgers
Gerald_Ford
American football player (born 1983)
second (via Cleveland) and sixth-round selections in the 2023 draft and a conditional second-round selection (which would have converted to a first if Rodgers
Aaron_Rodgers
Self-starting process that is supposed to proceed without external input
addresses were automatically calculated, and other conveniences (such as conditional assembly, macros, optimisations, etc.) established. This was how the
Bootstrapping
American investor and philanthropist (born 1930)
receive 5% of the total each July, beginning in 2006. The pledge is conditional upon three requirements: Bill or Melinda Gates must be alive and active
Warren_Buffett
Element of Japanese language
present and past tense, volition, passive voice, causation, imperative and conditional mood, and ability. There are also special forms for conjunction with
Japanese conjugation (ren'yōkei base)
Japanese_conjugation_(ren'yōkei_base)
Cloud-based spreadsheet software
files from Drive and Gmail as well as performing actions like applying conditional formatting, creating pivot tables, adding a dropdown or checkbox, sorting
Google_Sheets
Christian denominations without much ritual
Encyclopedia High Church vs. Low Church: Documentary Narrative of an Ecclesiastical Joke compiled by Richard Mammana and Cynthia McFarland for Anglicans Online Igreja
Low_church
1991–95 war during the Yugoslav Wars
anticipated. Croatia became a member of the UN on May 22, 1992, which was conditional upon Croatia amending its constitution to protect the human rights of
Croatian_War_of_Independence
American politician and activist (born 1989)
organization for those with democratic socialist ideologies. The national DSA conditionally endorsed Ocasio-Cortez in 2024, but withdrew the endorsement, though
Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez
American boxer and activist (1942–2016)
Lakers owner Jack Kent Cooke had offered a record-setting contract, conditional on Chamberlain agreeing to abandon what Cooke termed "this boxing foolishness"
Muhammad_Ali
1999 psychological thriller film by David Fincher
2023. Retrieved August 11, 2023. Schickel, Richard (October 11, 1999). "Conditional Knockout". Time. Archived from the original on January 22, 2008. Retrieved
Fight_Club
Australian sportsman (1835–1880)
in Botany Bay aboard the "hell ship" Hillsborough in 1799. Granted a conditional pardon in 1803, Edward became rich through mercantile activity in Sydney
Tom_Wills
during an interview with The Times. The High Court in Belfast rules that conditional immunity from prosecutions for Troubles-era crimes, contained in the
2024 in United Kingdom politics and government
2024_in_United_Kingdom_politics_and_government
American rapper (born 1996)
January 18, 2024. Retrieved January 18, 2024. "Dominican judge orders conditional release of US rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine in domestic violence case". AP News
6ix9ine
Holy Roman Emperor from 1220 to 1250
his supremacy now apparently secure, Frederick rejected any suit for conditional peace from his Lombard enemies, even from Milan, his most implacable
Frederick II, Holy Roman Emperor
Frederick_II,_Holy_Roman_Emperor
Urban socioeconomic process
from its founder, Keith Herbert. Ink's public apology deemed the sign a bad joke causing even more outrage on social media. The ad design was created by a
Gentrification
Canadian ice hockey player (born 1988)
2025, Marchand was traded to the Florida Panthers in exchange for a conditional 2027 second-round pick, and the Bruins retained 50 percent of Marchand’s
Brad_Marchand
in Dallas and is interested in buying Ray's house; Bobby agrees to a conditional partnership with J.R. 283 2 "No Greater Love" Russ Mayberry Simon Masters
List of Dallas (1978 TV series) episodes
List_of_Dallas_(1978_TV_series)_episodes
German philosopher (1844–1900)
idea of objective reality, arguing that knowledge is contingent and conditional, relative to various fluid perspectives or interests. This leads to constant
Friedrich_Nietzsche
General-purpose programming language
running the program once in Monte-Carlo fashion, in which the outcome of conditional transfers arising out of IF-type statements and computed GO TO's is determined
Fortran
President of the United States from 2021 to 2025
student draft deferments. Based on a physical examination, he was given a conditional medical deferment in 1968; in 2008, a spokesperson for Biden said his
Joe_Biden
Throwing a pie at a person or people
film comedies, pieing may sometimes be intended as a harmless practical joke. However, it can also be used as a means of political protest directed against
Pieing
President of Venezuela from 1999 to 2013
Lourdes Afiuni was arrested on charges of corruption after ordering the conditional release on bail of businessman Eligio Cedeño, who then fled the country
Hugo_Chávez
Brazilian racing driver (1960–1994)
had ill will against his former teammate, had already joined the team conditional on not being paired with Senna. Senna publicly accused Prost of cowardice
Ayrton_Senna
Fictional character in Marvel Comics
She joins forces with Spider-Man against the Maggia. She is granted conditional amnesty, and again convinces Spider-Man that she has died. The Black
Black_Cat_(Marvel_Comics)
American businessman (born 1981)
which was endorsed by the Israeli government, offered the Palestinians a conditional path to an independent state with defined borders. It has been characterized
Jared_Kushner
or occurrence of a conditional, often random, event. Particularly common for massively multiplayer online games, they are conditional events where special
Glossary_of_video_game_terms
Binary representation for signed numbers
Some processors do this in a single instruction; on other processors, a conditional must be used followed by code to set the relevant bits or bytes. Similarly
Two's_complement
English guitarist (born 1943)
overturned Richards's conviction for lack of evidence, and gave Jagger a conditional discharge. On 27 February 1977, while Richards was staying in a Toronto
Keith_Richards
Lakers owner Jack Kent Cooke had offered a record-setting contract, conditional on Chamberlain agreeing to abandon what Cooke termed "this boxing foolishness
Boxing_career_of_Muhammad_Ali
suffrage, but said the movement needed to come from the proletariat. The conditional support was because men believed that women's rights should only come
Women on the Republican side of the Spanish Civil War
Women_on_the_Republican_side_of_the_Spanish_Civil_War
Hartelt, Tim; Martens, Helge (2024). "Influence of self-assessment and conditional metaconceptual knowledge on students' self-regulation of intuitive and
List of common misconceptions about science, technology, and mathematics
List_of_common_misconceptions_about_science,_technology,_and_mathematics
President of Syria from 2000 to 2024
the Islamic Republic News Agency that Assad's settlement in Moscow was conditional on his total withdrawal from media and political activities. He added
Bashar_al-Assad
American soccer player (born 1972)
Fire for Chad Barrett, a first round pick in the MLS SuperDraft and conditional future considerations. The Fire used the top spot to obtain McBride.
Brian_McBride
2011 film by Frank Coraci
love or accept him for who he is and that their relationship was all conditional to her, much to Stephanie's dismay and anger. He then goes to the zoo
Zookeeper_(film)
Movement and former far-right political party in Poland
his sentence was then commuted to life in prison, and in 2022 he was conditionally released from prison. In December 2024 he returned to Poland, where
Rodacy_Kamraci
American politician and naval officer (1936–2018)
about sexual assaults" made it "impossible to continue to offer even conditional support" and added that he would not vote for Hillary Clinton, but would
John_McCain
1939 neutrality pact between Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union
such, Stalin's adherence to the collective security line was purely conditional. Britain and France believed that war could still be avoided, and that
Molotov–Ribbentrop_Pact
meeting in Brussels that "Allies agreed on what I would qualify as a conditional and graduated reengagement with Russia," but clarified that NATO still
International reaction to the Russo-Georgian War
International_reaction_to_the_Russo-Georgian_War
British economist (1883–1946)
exemption as a conscientious objector, which was effectively granted conditional upon continuing his government work. In the 1917 King's Birthday Honours
John_Maynard_Keynes
American mass murderer (1940–1990)
them or to investigate for abuse. The New Mexico incest charges were conditionally dismissed on August 10, 1982. Former DA Steven Sanders said he decided
Ronald_Gene_Simmons
American football player and actor (born 1986)
for two draft picks, a fourth-round pick in the 2011 NFL draft and a conditional pick in the 2012 NFL draft, which would become a fifth-round pick. Lynch
Marshawn_Lynch
2021 video game
with possible deaths of Julius, Bo, Officer Franklin, Avery, and the conditional birth or death of Julius's son Joseph. The protagonist is quickly pulled
Scarlet_Hollow
Canadian ice hockey player (born 1977)
March 1, 2017, Iginla was traded to the Los Angeles Kings for a 2018 conditional fourth-round pick. He chose to wear the number 88, as number 12 was already
Jarome_Iginla
Open-source CPU instruction set architecture
lr and store-conditional sc instructions. lr performs a load, and tries to reserve that address for its thread. A later store-conditional sc to the reserved
RISC-V
King of England from 1307 to 1327
dividing up his lands, as was customary at the time, rather than giving a conditional grant, which meant that Gascony was an allod, Edward's personal property
Edward_II
64-bit RISC instruction set architecture
subroutine. The control instructions consist of conditional and unconditional branches, and jumps. The conditional and unconditional branch instructions use
DEC_Alpha
American actress, producer, writer, and director (born 1979)
treatment center; she appeared in court afterwards, and the judge entered a conditional discharge. She has been open about her addiction and recovery. After
Natasha_Lyonne
Probability distribution
_{k}^{\infty }x\,f_{X}(x)\,dx.} Alternatively, by using the definition of conditional expectation, it can be written as g ( k ) = E [ X ∣ X > k ] Pr ( X
Log-normal_distribution
Season of television series
church (such as the German Confessing Church), and accept from Germany a conditional (rather than unconditional) surrender to prevent the unnecessary killing
Foyle's_War_series_5
Irish comedian and writer (1918–2002)
Milligan as the writer of the world's funniest joke as decided by the Laughlab project. Wiseman said the joke contained all three elements of what makes a
Spike_Milligan
President of Indonesia since 2024
order to increase national economic resilience through write-offs and conditional write-offs in the fields of agriculture, plantations, animal husbandry
Prabowo_Subianto
Adoption of a different religion or irreligion under duress
may be forced to observe the Christian Faith as one who expressed a conditional willingness though, absolutely speaking, he was unwilling ... During
Forced_conversion
U.S. film studio self-censorship rules (1930–1967)
to the MPAA. On a 6–3 vote, the MPAA granted the film an exception, conditional on "reduction in the length of the scenes which the Production Code Administration
Hays_Code
found. Anti-abortion campaigner Livia Tossici-Bolt is given a two-year conditional discharge and ordered to pay £20,000 for two charges of breaching the
2025_in_England
Potential candidates for admission into the European Union
Council, gathered for a summit in Brussels, where they unanimously granted conditional approval for opening EU membership negotiations with Bosnia and Herzegovina
Potential enlargement of the European Union
Potential_enlargement_of_the_European_Union
Month of 1974
Europe. U.S. President Ford signed a presidential proclamation granting conditional amnesty to American draft evaders and military deserters from the Vietnam
September_1974
National Football League franchise in the Las Vegas metropolitan area
with the Rams on the new stadium construction. The Raiders were given conditional permission to move if the Chargers were to decline their option first
Las_Vegas_Raiders
American live-streaming platform
banned the use of "Zionist" as a slur. Twitch specified that the rule was conditional, saying, "You're allowed to discuss the political movement of that name
Twitch_(service)
1970 incident
Wilson, and across the world in general. On 28 May 1970, Moore was conditionally released and flew to join his teammates in Mexico, where he played in
Bogotá_Bracelet
English guitarist (born 1944)
possession of cocaine in both 1982 and 1984. He was given a 12-month conditional discharge in 1982 and, despite a second offence usually carrying a jail
Jimmy_Page
Armed conflict in the Gaza Strip
including Hamas and Islamic Jihad agreed to the February agreement, conditional on cessation of Israeli attacks. Israel maintained that its occupation
Gaza_War_(2008–2009)
American singer-songwriter (born 1946)
unconditional cash support may be more beneficial for disaster relief than conditional financial support. The report cited the impact of the monthly financial
Dolly_Parton
Attraction on the basis of sexual desire
S2CID 9268718. Haselton, Martie G.; Gangestad, Steven W. (April 1, 2006). "Conditional expression of women's desires and men's mate guarding across the ovulatory
Sexual_attraction
United States federal law enforcement agency
States make near the federal pay cap of $191,000. After receiving a conditional offer of employment, recruits must then complete an 18-week rigorous
Drug Enforcement Administration
Drug_Enforcement_Administration
American football player (born 1995)
him. On July 6, 2022, Mayfield was traded to the Panthers for a 2024 conditional fifth-round draft pick. The fifth-round pick would become a fourth-round
Baker_Mayfield
Pakistani education activist (born 1997)
interviewed at Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford in December 2016 and received a conditional offer of three As in her A‑Levels; in August 2017, she was accepted to
Malala_Yousafzai
February that he would not run for a fourth time, instead proposing a conditional alliance with Emmanuel Macron, who accepted his offer. On 9 July 2016
2017 French presidential election
2017_French_presidential_election
Polish footballer (born 1990)
number one. He has all the qualities you want from a goalkeeper." What a joke! Andy Scott sacked?! He is a fantastic manager and Brentford will pay the
Wojciech_Szczęsny
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Boy/Male
Tamil
Can travel in all climatic conditions
Boy/Male
African, Arabic, Australian, French, Indian, Muslim, Sindhi
Sacrifice; Unconditional Love; Love
Surname or Lastname
Spanish (Truán)
Spanish (Truán) : nickname from truhán ‘knave’, ‘joker’.English (Cornwall) : unexplained; possibly a variant spelling of Trewin.
Girl/Female
Hindu
Good or Happy condition, Solution
Surname or Lastname
English (West Midlands)
English (West Midlands) : unexplained; perhaps from Middle English fon(ne) ‘stupid person’, ‘fool’ (origin unknown) or Middle English foun ‘fawn’, ‘young deer’ (from Old French feon, foun, faon).Possibly an Americanized spelling of German Fanz, a nickname for a roguish or mischievous person, from Middle High German vanz ‘joker’, ‘rogue’.
Girl/Female
Tamil
Circumstance, Period of life, Wick, Condition, Degree
Boy/Male
Arabic
State; Condition
Boy/Male
Bengali, Indian
Sleepless; Condition of Being Awake; One who Conquers Sleep
Boy/Male
Indian
Can Travel in All Climatic Conditions
Girl/Female
Indian
Joker
Boy/Male
Hindu, Indian, Tamil
Joker
Girl/Female
Tamil
Good or Happy condition, Solution
Girl/Female
Indian
Circumstance, Period of life, Wick, Condition, Degree
Girl/Female
Tamil
Good or Happy condition, Solution, Fortune
Surname or Lastname
English (Devon)
English (Devon) : from the rare Old English masculine personal name Mocca, which may be related to a Germanic stem mokk- ‘to accumulate’, ‘to be heaped up’, and hence may originally have been a nickname for a heavy, thickset person. Alternatively, it could be from Middle English mokke ‘trick’, ‘joke’, ‘jest’, ‘act of jeering’, a derivative of mokke(n) ‘to mock’, from Old French moquer.German : variant of Maag.German : nickname for a short, thickset man, Middle High German mocke.Dutch : nickname from Middle Dutch mocke ‘dirty or wanton woman’, ‘slut’, or from West Flemish mokke ‘fat child’.
Girl/Female
Hindu
Good or Happy condition, Solution, Fortune
Boy/Male
African, Arabic, Australian, Greek, Swahili
Unique; Graceful; Kind; Sweet; The Beautiful Ocean; Loving; Forgiving; Content; Delighted; Beauty; Perfect; State; Handsome; Condition; The Sea
CONDITIONAL JOKE
CONDITIONAL JOKE
Boy/Male
Spanish
Bull-like. The constellation Taurus.
Surname or Lastname
English (Lancashire and Yorkshire)
English (Lancashire and Yorkshire) : habitational name from Windhill in West Yorkshire or Windle in Lancashire, both named from Old English wind ‘wind’ + hyll ‘hill’, i.e. a mound exposed to fierce gusts. There is a Windhill in Kent (with the same etymology), but this does not appear to have contributed significantly to the modern surname.
Boy/Male
Australian, Hawaiian, Hebrew
Origin
Boy/Male
Native American American
Friend; ally. Tribal name.
Girl/Female
Arabic, British, English, Muslim
Peace; Beautiful; Delight; Conquer
Surname or Lastname
English
English : habitational name from a minor place in Cumbria named after the river on which it stands. The river name derives from Old Norse birki ‘birch’ + bekkr ‘stream’.Americanized form of either Swedish Björkbäck or Danish Birkebæk, which have the same origin as the English river name.
Boy/Male
Tamil
Honor
Female
English
Variant spelling of English Cherise, CHERICE means "cherry."
Girl/Female
Tamil
Shrimayi | à®·à¯à®°à¯€à®®à®¾à®¯à¯€
Fortunate
Boy/Male
Hindu
God shivs gift
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n.
train; acclimate.
a.
Unconditional.
n.
To put under conditions; to require to pass a new examination or to make up a specified study, as a condition of remaining in one's class or in college; as, to condition a student who has failed in some branch of study.
a.
Containing, implying, or depending on, a condition or conditions; not absolute; made or granted on certain terms; as, a conditional promise.
imp. & p. p.
of Condition
adv.
In a conditional manner; subject to a condition or conditions; not absolutely or positively.
v. t.
To put under conditions; to render conditional.
a.
Surrounded; circumstanced; in a certain state or condition, as of property or health; as, a well conditioned man.
a.
Expressing a condition or supposition; as, a conditional word, mode, or tense.
v. t.
To qualify by conditions; to regulate.
a.
Of the nature of a proviso; containing a proviso or condition; conditional; as, a provisory clause.
a.
Having, or known under or by, conditions or relations; not independent; not absolute.
adv.
Conditionally.
a.
Not conditioned or subject to conditions; unconditional.
n.
To invest with, or limit by, conditions; to burden or qualify by a condition; to impose or be imposed as the condition of.
v. i.
To impose upon an object those relations or conditions without which knowledge and thought are alleged to be impossible.
n.
A conditional word, mode, or proposition.
n.
A limitation.
a.
Not conditional limited, or conditioned; made without condition; absolute; unreserved; as, an unconditional surrender.
v. t.
Conditional.